Friday, September 09, 2005 :)
Hey, why do I hear Harry Potter music in the background!?!?! -scrambles outside-
Oh anyway.
Yes, I believe the funniest woman on the planet, unfortunately unconsciously, is my mother. Yes, surprise surprise. She doesn't mean to be, but dang, she is. Super funny.
Because why? I also donno.
But she just is. See? Such wonderful God-given abilities should be treasured dearly =P
She got my brother and I rolling (well almost) on the carpark floor just now. CARpark floor. Well, pretty obvious why. CARpark. CAR-PARK. So what was she trying to do? You say leh?
You see, sometimes my dad'll do these really stupid things in our somewhat deserted carpark. (well, not all cars suddenly zoom in and park at the same time, right?) Like he'll suddenly, but intentionally, slow down to 15km/h. Then slow down even more to go up the slope. Then while going up, he'll turn the steering wheel like. Super exaggerated. Cannot tahan. Can laugh all the way up cans. Then when parking the car, keep going in and out. Drive. Reverse. Drive. Open door and check. Park. Reverse. Turn wheel. Drive. Open door and check. Reverse. Drive. Park. Ok.
Phoa, by then we're all like, dead. No oxygen to breathe kia right.
So all his imitations, supposedly how my mum drives.
Since what happened today was the real thing, guess what happened to my brother and I?
WE DIED.
What, ho, what, ho, what, ho!11:21:00 pm
