Saturday, February 11, 2006 :)
www.haha.com
Go there for jokes =P Found some really lame stuff there. Tsk tsk. Here's one stupid blonde joke; no racism <-- no sarcasm. (Don't read the ending before you get to it or it spoils the fun!)
Two blondes were walking through the woods when one looked down and said "Oh, look at the deer tracks."
The other blonde looks and says "Those aren't deer tracks, those are wolf tracks."
"No. Those are deer tracks."
They keep arguing, and arguing, and one half hour later they were both killed by a train.
The Best of the Worst Country-Western Song Titles
- Her Teeth Were Stained, But Her Heart Was Pure
- I Changed Her Oil, She Changed My Life
- I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling
- I Fell In A Pile Of You And Got Love All Over Me
- I Flushed You From The Toilets Of My Heart
- I've Been Flushed From The Bathroom Of Your Heart
- If The Phone Don't Ring, Baby, You'll Know It's Me
- May The Bird Of Paradise Fly Up Your Nose
- Oh, I've Got Hair Oil On My Ears And My Glasses Are Slipping Down, But Baby I Can See Through You
- She Made Toothpicks Out Of The Timber Of My Heart
- When You Leave Walk Out Backwards, So I'll Think You're Walking In
- You Were Only A Splinter In My Ass As I Slid Down The Bannister Of Life
- You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly
Honestly, this is super pathetic! But man alive, funny nonetheless.
Please visit the 2 chinese dorm boys at my links page. Watch 'As Long As You Love Me' to laugh like crap. Really. And my brother's laughter is contagious. Hahahaha (x100000)
If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?
What, ho, what, ho, what, ho!11:24:00 pm
