Wednesday, May 24, 2006 :)
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The five toughest questions women ask - and their answers According to Sassy magazine, the five questions are:
"What are you thinking?"
"Do you love me?"
"Do I look fat?"
"Do you think she is prettier than me?"
"What would you do if I died?"
2. "Do you love me?" The correct answer to this question is, "Yes." For those guys who feel the need to be more elaborate, you may answer, "Yes, dear."
Wrong answers include:
a.) I suppose so.
b.) Would it make you feel better if I said yes.
c.) That depends on what you mean by "love".
d.) Does it matter?
e.) Who, me?
3. "Do I look fat?" The correct male response to this question is to confidently and emphatically state, "No, of course not" and then quickly leave the room.
Wrong answers include:
a.) I wouldn't call you fat, but I wouldn't call you thin either.
b.) Compared to what?
c.) A little extra weight looks good on you.
d.) I've seen fatter.
e.) Could you repeat the question? I was thinking about your insurance policy.
What, ho, what, ho, what, ho!9:45:00 pm
