Tuesday, November 21, 2006 :)
Doulos Cont'd
Haha, how could I forget to blog about Ben!!!
Oh my goodness, I read it on Cheryl's blog, HILARIOUS.
You know for the game I was talking about, the one we were supposed to evangelise to somebody? Well, Ben thought he was supposed to evangelise to the Mafia guy! HAHA HILARIOUS. So here's how it goes, roughly.
(Please insert emotions on your own, Mafia guy is just shouting all the way while Ben is being... Ben. For those who don't know Ben, he's being nervous here, as you'd probably have inferred.)
Mafia guy: Why are you here! What is your real purpose for being here!
Ben: Eh, I don't know. Actually, I have a story to tell you. (since Ben is a childrens' storybook seller or something)
Mafia guy: What, is your story from the Bible!?!
Ben: Um, indirectly........ yes.
HAHAHAHAHAHA FUNNY RIGHT. HAHAHAHAHA. Ok maybe not for you, but when Ben was recounting the whole situation while queueing up for our dinner, all the Douloids behind us were laughing! Hilarious!!!!!!
Anyway, on to today. Woke up bright and early because I forgot to do Khye An's present last night! And today was the surprise =) Met Koong Jye and we headed to buy his cake, ended up buying a Doraemon one which was pretty funny. Haha. Met Dom and Alan and headed up to KA's house! =) Ya, and Dom was damn smart, he told KA where to find us while we were still lighting the candle and getting the cake all nice bla bla. Haha. Only thing we could do was to say to KA, "Pretend you didn't see us!!!"
Haha, after a while we headed to Escape! :) KA's mum was so lovely and paid for our tickets! :) Headed to Pepsi and all the rides. So irritating, Panasonic is like, extinct! And the inverter was closed today =_- KJ and I damn sad la. Irritating! No wonder tickets are only $6, -_-"
Anyway we went on a few rides, mainly spent the time queueing up. Haha. The sun was retardedly hot today la, so smelly. But suddenly it struck me that I shouldn't be complaining about the heat. I mean, here I am complaining about the heat in a theme park when in so many places in the world farmers are working in the heat the whole day and without complaints. Sheesh, I should be ashamed.
Anyway, I couldn't stop laughing when we were on the teacups ride cos we were all screaming like gays. Ok, the guys were screaming like gays. Super funny. Like, sissy scream. Haha hilarious!
Go Karts rocked, shoot me, I love driving! Wet and Wild with KA rocked. Ya, we were rocking the boat =P We basically flouted all 3 rules, don't rock the boat, don't splash water, don't stand. We splashed water, rocked the boat, and KA stood a little. We were supposed to ambush KJ and Alan in the boat behind us, you see =P
Went on Go Karts again. We had to go buy drinks about 4 times today, it was crazy. KJ and I moved about 1m in the line in 15 minutes, how fast. So we decided to go ride Pepsi again while KA and Alan queued up for Go Karts. It was a little weird at first cos we were both so uncomfortably hot in our wet clothes and not really in the talking mood. Haha. But soon we started crapping, as in, seriously crapping.
KJ is the kind of person I can't have a serious conversation with in real life. We can only talk nonsense la, but that's good and bad I guess. Anyway, we were damn retarded on Pepsi. I was laughing throughout the whole ride cos he was being so retarded (he can't help it) and I was lowering my IQ to be retarded as well =P Hilarious.
You see, normal people tend to scream or shout "AHHHH!" But since we're normal not very normal, we were shouting "LOL! (pronounced LAWL)" and "WHATEVER!" and "LUMB! (lame + dumb = lumb)" So you see, that's why I couldn't stop laughing. and we were trying to rock the carriage and he was shouting "FRONT! BACK! FRONT! BACK!" O my goodness, hilarious!
Go Karts was fun again, haha. Yakult ride was uber nonsensy! KJ and KA were trying to grab at Alan's feet and they eventually got my shoe off. Retarded KA. Wouldn't let go even when I was kicking him! But it was hilarious anyway. The person was rather amused.
Bla, went to play CS after that. I'm getting better baby! I didn't die so much =P And I managed to kill quite a lot ok. Huhuhahaha! Not the pathetic 1 digit anymore, I managed to kill about 50+ in less than an hour of gaming? I hope that's good. Haha.
Took a bus home and KJ was nice enough to accompany me for 2 minutes and forgo 1 minute of Goong! Haha. All right, long day I've had today.
I fear for my eyes you know. My sclera's no longer white, it's becoming grayish and blood-shottish. I think I'll stick more to glasses =X
Toodles =)
What, ho, what, ho, what, ho!9:56:00 pm
