Tuesday, December 05, 2006 :)
Hilarious Pick-up Lines!
#1- Excuse me, but I think I dropped something!!! MY JAW!!
#2- Bond. James Bond.
#3- My lenses turn dark in the sunshine of your love.
#4- Your name must be Mickey because you're so fine.
#5- You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
#6- Go up to the person and ask for their hand. Draw a line across it and explain that its a really big river, and the bunny on this side (doesn't matter) really needs to get to the other side. Ask how he does it. Give cute little answers as to why the bunny can't cross the river (i.e., ...bunny jump in river, bunny goes *glubglubglub*.) When the person finally asks how the bunny is supposed to get across, give them the cute puppy eyes and say "I don't know, I just wanted to hold your hand."
#7- Wow, your eyebrows are thick.
#8- Wow! Are those real?
#9- So, you're a girl huh?
#10- Greetings and salivations!
Hilarioius, #1 #3 #4 #5 made me LOL. Like a retard. Thank goodness I'm home alone. Sheesh.
And I'm missing you like mad. Ahhhh!
What, ho, what, ho, what, ho!8:53:00 pm
